The Five Secrets to a Great Relationship: 1. It’s important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job. 2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh. 3. It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn’t lie. 4. It is important to find a man who is good in bed and who loves to have sex with you. 5. It is important that these four men never meet.

The Naked Jape